The Atlantic coast is on a hurricane warning.
Apparently, the only school open in Miami-Dade county is the school I just happen to be attending.
The entire car drive to UM I changed the lyrics to every song to a combination of 'Fuck', 'UM', 'I hate you', 'Fuck, Fuck, Fuck', 'Die'.
When I arrived in the rain, my 9:30 class (of which about twenty people were missing from) lasted for a whopping five minutes, as the professor left her T.A. to hand out the syllabus because she had gone home, like all rational people.
I then ran back to the car in a deluge, swept inside soaking wet, and drove back home. My next class is at 2:00, but I am praying fervently that God will look down on me with an indulgent, benevolent smile and entice the UM disaster board into cancelling afternoon classes.
Please, please, please, please, please.
Apparently, the only school open in Miami-Dade county is the school I just happen to be attending.
The entire car drive to UM I changed the lyrics to every song to a combination of 'Fuck', 'UM', 'I hate you', 'Fuck, Fuck, Fuck', 'Die'.
When I arrived in the rain, my 9:30 class (of which about twenty people were missing from) lasted for a whopping five minutes, as the professor left her T.A. to hand out the syllabus because she had gone home, like all rational people.
I then ran back to the car in a deluge, swept inside soaking wet, and drove back home. My next class is at 2:00, but I am praying fervently that God will look down on me with an indulgent, benevolent smile and entice the UM disaster board into cancelling afternoon classes.
Please, please, please, please, please.
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