I REALLY did not like 'Gone with the Wind'. Here is a simple list, conveniently put in laymen's terms, that clearly outlines my disapointments and frustrations :

1) WHY was Scarlett's right eyebrow eternally raised throughout the entire four hour duration? I felt that was the most important question.
2) I found it extremely annoying that Scarlett kept going back to that Ashley guy and ignored Rhett, who was really hot. And rich. And hopelessly, helplessly in love with her. And hot. And rich! I could continue.
3) The entire, 'As God as my witness I will never go hungry again!' speach silhoetted against the striking backdrop of the setting sun? It came out of absolutely no where. Seriously. One minute she was prancing through the meadows, and the next inspirational music is swelling in the backround and the camera is pulling back to reveal her, fist raised, against the empty sky. Impressed? I. Think. Not.
4) Scarlett didn't care about her daughter at all. At all.
5) I really wished she died when she tumbled down the stairs.
6) 'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.' wasn't quite the rebuttal I was hoping for. I think Snoop Dog should have been there, so he could have said 'yo bitch anty up dawg, you outta my crib and can rub a crazy mo fo in da ghetto fo all i care yo.'
7)About half of it could have been cut.

Those aren't even good reasons as its now 12:35 at night and I have wasted four hours watching a movie about a snooty stuck-up prick.

And I cry.