The internet has been taken over by pre-teens wearing sparkly lipgloss with flavors like 'Cotton Candy' and 'Fruity Fun'.

It has been contaminated by 'Dollz Makers' and websites with information about the next Britney Spears concert and gossip about *NSYNC.

And worst of all, they are riddled with words like 'kewl' and 'mallz'.


Oh, kill my now.