I have beeen reading 'Pride and Prejudice' and so far the book is as such :

Mr. Darcy : Why Elizabeth, going off to another party? What a drab thing. I can see why it would entertain women. Such frivolities are all you ever think about.

Everyone Else : Oh Mr.Dacry, you're so rude!

*All the women run off giggling madly as Elizabeth tries to pretend that she's not interested*

Perhaps the book shall improve. Perhaps I am just off my, how you say, rocker.

Perhaps.

And perhaps, in about thirty seconds, a raving whorde of Jane Austen fans will pluck out my eye balls and scream that they have finally killed another 'possible threat'.

Again, perhaps.

Perhaps.