I think I am turning into a horrendous, shallow person.

Well, ok. Not horrendously shallow.

But I own jewlery from Tiffany's, guys! Perfume by Chanel! What is happening to my life?

Ergh.

I think I have become what I have most detested.

Like in the end of 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'.

But I don't want to be smothered by an Indian.

Please.