May I ramble about my sixteenth birthday?
Why thank you! I bow graciously.
My smaller sister woke me up with an owl-like hoot outside my bedroom door as she galumphed around on the stairs and the house creaked alarmingly. At the tender hour of ten o'clock I oozed into the livingroom as I left a trail of slime behind me because I was moving at the speed of an eerily slow slug. My mother laughed and meerly gave me a bagel as I let out a delicate 'oomph'ing sound and fell onto the sofa. Then, after awaking myself sufficiently, I commanded my sister to entertain me as it was my birthday, and made her juggle balloons.
Haha.
I then proceeded to open my presents. I recieved a bootyful salmon pink shirt with sparklies around the collar from A&F, a white tank top, a knee length denim skirt from Rampage but with a slit so as not to see grandma-ish, a pair of oh-so-bootyful-I-could-cry black COACH SHOES that match my purse, MUCHO SEXY pair of dark jeans, and a blue tanktop with flowers on it from Rampage again.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Before I go on, I must tell you what my friends got me! A sweet sixteen precious moments porcelin box from Mels who gave it to all of us on our sixteenth b-day so we would all have one plus a cute green stuffed mouse, a precious moments decorative plate-thingy from Tina that says 'May all your birthday's be a blessing', a panda bamboo plant from Tia which was very good because my other one had died, a lantern set from Andy PLUS a nail file that has a picture of a half-naked man on it and says 'MALE FILE' hehe and a sock that she wrote 'Happy Birthday' on it because we always give each other a joke gift, and a bootyful bath set from Karem.
Ok. Done.
Anyway.
Oh, now I must tell you what my FATHER got me! Hahaha! I'm NOT DONE! Hahahaha! He had gotten me a dozen pink roses (MY FAVORITE!) and had my presents gift-wrapped at Macy's!! HOOOO! I got oodles of stuff from Manhattan, and a SILVER HEART BRACELET FROM TIFFANY'S! Grrroww! And me grandmotha got me Chanel perfume, a pink purse from A&F that matches a pink striped shirt and skirt she also got me, while me pappa got me a Coach cell phone holder ma jiggy, two pairs of sexxxxy sexxy dark jeans, a pair of tan pants from A&F, a prettyful white shirt in manner of Buffy, a black surfer-looking shirt and an awesome Guess shirt. And I think some other stuff but I CANNOT REMEMBER!
BWAHAHA!
Why thank you! I bow graciously.
My smaller sister woke me up with an owl-like hoot outside my bedroom door as she galumphed around on the stairs and the house creaked alarmingly. At the tender hour of ten o'clock I oozed into the livingroom as I left a trail of slime behind me because I was moving at the speed of an eerily slow slug. My mother laughed and meerly gave me a bagel as I let out a delicate 'oomph'ing sound and fell onto the sofa. Then, after awaking myself sufficiently, I commanded my sister to entertain me as it was my birthday, and made her juggle balloons.
Haha.
I then proceeded to open my presents. I recieved a bootyful salmon pink shirt with sparklies around the collar from A&F, a white tank top, a knee length denim skirt from Rampage but with a slit so as not to see grandma-ish, a pair of oh-so-bootyful-I-could-cry black COACH SHOES that match my purse, MUCHO SEXY pair of dark jeans, and a blue tanktop with flowers on it from Rampage again.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Before I go on, I must tell you what my friends got me! A sweet sixteen precious moments porcelin box from Mels who gave it to all of us on our sixteenth b-day so we would all have one plus a cute green stuffed mouse, a precious moments decorative plate-thingy from Tina that says 'May all your birthday's be a blessing', a panda bamboo plant from Tia which was very good because my other one had died, a lantern set from Andy PLUS a nail file that has a picture of a half-naked man on it and says 'MALE FILE' hehe and a sock that she wrote 'Happy Birthday' on it because we always give each other a joke gift, and a bootyful bath set from Karem.
Ok. Done.
Anyway.
Oh, now I must tell you what my FATHER got me! Hahaha! I'm NOT DONE! Hahahaha! He had gotten me a dozen pink roses (MY FAVORITE!) and had my presents gift-wrapped at Macy's!! HOOOO! I got oodles of stuff from Manhattan, and a SILVER HEART BRACELET FROM TIFFANY'S! Grrroww! And me grandmotha got me Chanel perfume, a pink purse from A&F that matches a pink striped shirt and skirt she also got me, while me pappa got me a Coach cell phone holder ma jiggy, two pairs of sexxxxy sexxy dark jeans, a pair of tan pants from A&F, a prettyful white shirt in manner of Buffy, a black surfer-looking shirt and an awesome Guess shirt. And I think some other stuff but I CANNOT REMEMBER!
BWAHAHA!
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