Back to school shopping.

Always beautiful.

Always interesting.

And always dangerous.

Trolloped over to BCBG yesterday to sniffle out the aformentioned blue silk ruffly shirt that mother NOW agreed upon paying half for. Upon arrival discovered hideous eighty year old woman was trying it on!

No! No! I cried.

Hideous eighty year old woman did not know if wanted the shirt. Was already buying a stack of clothing that crawled towards the sky. My eyes melting, I bade the shop ladies to keep me updated on the situation of the ruffly.

I anxiously waited.

Anxiously.

Hideous eighty year old woman bought the shirt!

Right in front of my eyes!

I sobbed.

But there is always a silver lining.

I did buy a clingy white shirt that reads 'this is not a t-shirt' t-shirt in french on the front in curly black cursive letters, with BCBG on the back.

Is v. sexy v. classy and I love it and am wearing it first day back.

Hooray!