Cannot find black strapless bra to wear under new blue flowery tank top.

That may be because my carpet is covered in clothes, but shhh.

I really should get that Colgate simply white stuff.

Not because my teeth are disgustingly yellow (I've already had them whitened by a dentist, so there, ha!) but just for a touch up before school begins.

So my smile will be Tom Cruise white.

Not that I want to smile like a man.