Ha! Well! This is my report card:
Journalism : A
A.P. Environmental Science: A
Analysis of Functions and Trigonometry : B
A.P. American History : A
A.P. English : A
Spanish II : B
Now, the thourough reader may have noticed that something is amok with this report card. No, it is not the B in math - that is the best I could have ever hoped for in math, for I hate it with every longing of my passionate, passionate soul. But.......there.....is......something......else.
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A B IN SPANISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I smell like garlic - hehe, but back to..)
IN SPANISH!!!
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS, THIS INSANITY???? IN SPANISH!!!! IT HATH RUINED MINE REPORT CARD FOREVER MORE!! I CRY! I SCREAM!! ALONE IN THE RAIN, TWIRLING AS THE LIGHTNING CRASHES OVERHEAD!
Well, anyway.
I suppose I should let everyone in on my Halloween, I guess.
I showed up at the party looking HOT and FABULOUS. I had on this short slinky dress, thigh - high lacy stockings that showed an alluring glimpse of thigh, long chains of pearls, high heels, and a short black wig in manner of Velma Kelley. I WAS SMOKIN"! Hehe. So yes.
There were billions of people at the party but they all left at about midnight, where the close friends (Melissa, Talia, Tina, Andy, Cynthia, Carrie, Debra, and I) all slept over. Some guys stayed later too, but that was because we were giving them massages. More on that later.
You see, a dangerous thing happened. You know how I said I was totally and completely over Ryan, and that I was lost in a rapturous haze of being content with independence?
Well, I lied.
I didn't KNOW I lied. It came as a surprise, let me tell you. I was innocently eating a Snicker's Bar and he came through the door and it was like SHAZAAM I still REALLY like him. It kind of sucked. But it was sad this time, without hope, because I knew he wasn't interested in me.
And so, the night progressed with me filled with internal romantic angst. Still fun, but appropriately angst-y. I ate lost of candy to make up for it, haha. So we came back from galumphing and trick-or-treating around the neighborhood at about midnight, wheras I fell promptly asleep on Tia (dressed as a vampire) as we were all talking on the sofa.
I incoherently murmured something about waking me up when the pizza arrived, and was lost to dreams.
Happily sleeping away the entire wait for the pizza, I woke refreshed at one in the morning and ready to par-tay. Carrie, the darling duck, had ordered an ENTIRE FLAT CRUST PIZZA just for her boyfriend. I suppose love blinds.
Pizza eating led to scary-movie watching, which led somehow to me singing and playing the guitar, which then progressed towards eating more candy. Then, at some ungodly hour, we slept.
So, THAT WAS HALLOWEEN!
Journalism : A
A.P. Environmental Science: A
Analysis of Functions and Trigonometry : B
A.P. American History : A
A.P. English : A
Spanish II : B
Now, the thourough reader may have noticed that something is amok with this report card. No, it is not the B in math - that is the best I could have ever hoped for in math, for I hate it with every longing of my passionate, passionate soul. But.......there.....is......something......else.
in
3
2
1
A B IN SPANISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I smell like garlic - hehe, but back to..)
IN SPANISH!!!
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS, THIS INSANITY???? IN SPANISH!!!! IT HATH RUINED MINE REPORT CARD FOREVER MORE!! I CRY! I SCREAM!! ALONE IN THE RAIN, TWIRLING AS THE LIGHTNING CRASHES OVERHEAD!
Well, anyway.
I suppose I should let everyone in on my Halloween, I guess.
I showed up at the party looking HOT and FABULOUS. I had on this short slinky dress, thigh - high lacy stockings that showed an alluring glimpse of thigh, long chains of pearls, high heels, and a short black wig in manner of Velma Kelley. I WAS SMOKIN"! Hehe. So yes.
There were billions of people at the party but they all left at about midnight, where the close friends (Melissa, Talia, Tina, Andy, Cynthia, Carrie, Debra, and I) all slept over. Some guys stayed later too, but that was because we were giving them massages. More on that later.
You see, a dangerous thing happened. You know how I said I was totally and completely over Ryan, and that I was lost in a rapturous haze of being content with independence?
Well, I lied.
I didn't KNOW I lied. It came as a surprise, let me tell you. I was innocently eating a Snicker's Bar and he came through the door and it was like SHAZAAM I still REALLY like him. It kind of sucked. But it was sad this time, without hope, because I knew he wasn't interested in me.
And so, the night progressed with me filled with internal romantic angst. Still fun, but appropriately angst-y. I ate lost of candy to make up for it, haha. So we came back from galumphing and trick-or-treating around the neighborhood at about midnight, wheras I fell promptly asleep on Tia (dressed as a vampire) as we were all talking on the sofa.
I incoherently murmured something about waking me up when the pizza arrived, and was lost to dreams.
Happily sleeping away the entire wait for the pizza, I woke refreshed at one in the morning and ready to par-tay. Carrie, the darling duck, had ordered an ENTIRE FLAT CRUST PIZZA just for her boyfriend. I suppose love blinds.
Pizza eating led to scary-movie watching, which led somehow to me singing and playing the guitar, which then progressed towards eating more candy. Then, at some ungodly hour, we slept.
So, THAT WAS HALLOWEEN!
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