Warning
This rant contains MAJOR spoilers for Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix. If you have not finished said book, or are anxiously awaiting to read it, do not, I repeat, do not, look below.
Thank you.
Ahhh! How could J.K. Rowling kill him? How could she?? I know Madame Rowling is a literary goddess, a cruel, cruel Greek goddess who turns men into chestnuts with teeth when she is scorned, but a goddess nonetheless. But how??
My love, Sirius Black! I loved him wih all of the gentle longings of my soul! I cried for twenty minutes when he fell beneath the curtain, O the EBONY CURTAIN OF UNYEILDING DEATH!!!!
No.
No, he is not dead.
He simply was playing a joke and popped out from behind the curtain five minutes after everyone left the Department of Mysteries and, surprised no one was there, went back to Number 12, Grimmauld Place and took a little nap. Yes. Exactly. He is not dead.
Denial is good.
This rant contains MAJOR spoilers for Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix. If you have not finished said book, or are anxiously awaiting to read it, do not, I repeat, do not, look below.
Thank you.
Ahhh! How could J.K. Rowling kill him? How could she?? I know Madame Rowling is a literary goddess, a cruel, cruel Greek goddess who turns men into chestnuts with teeth when she is scorned, but a goddess nonetheless. But how??
My love, Sirius Black! I loved him wih all of the gentle longings of my soul! I cried for twenty minutes when he fell beneath the curtain, O the EBONY CURTAIN OF UNYEILDING DEATH!!!!
No.
No, he is not dead.
He simply was playing a joke and popped out from behind the curtain five minutes after everyone left the Department of Mysteries and, surprised no one was there, went back to Number 12, Grimmauld Place and took a little nap. Yes. Exactly. He is not dead.
Denial is good.
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